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<title>Video / Funny news</title>
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<description>Video link dump RSS  votes</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:05:34 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[World Population]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=World_Population</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=World_Population</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:05:34 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Funny Pictures</category>
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<description><![CDATA[I cant wait till 2030 the year when we all have mopeds!<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dead Hooker Removal Service]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Dead_Hooker_Removal_Service</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Dead_Hooker_Removal_Service</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:05:34 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Funny videos</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Dead_Hooker_Removal_Service</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Got a dead hooker in your apartment? Need them removed quickly and without any questions asked? Call now.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Canadian Rap]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Canadian_Rap</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Canadian_Rap</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:05:34 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Cool videos</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Canadian_Rap</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;&quot;Days Like This&quot;: a funky fresh beat from our boyz on the north coast. Happy Canada Day!&quot;Uploaded Wednesday, Oct 3 by booyapictures  180 likes.    <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Made for TV Porn]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Made_for_TV_Porn</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Made_for_TV_Porn</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:05:34 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Daily News</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Made_for_TV_Porn</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Keep ReadingWritten Wednesday, Dec 31 by Jeremy Gundel 86 likes  <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Police Find Man Fighting...With Himself]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Police_Find_Man_Fighting---With_Himself</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Police_Find_Man_Fighting---With_Himself</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:05:34 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Daily News</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Police_Find_Man_Fighting---With_Himself</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Officers dispatched to what they thought was a domestic disturbance Monday night discovered a lone Mesa man fighting with himself, authorities said.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Military Discipline]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Military_Discipline</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Military_Discipline</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:27:07 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Funny Pictures</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Military_Discipline</guid>
<description><![CDATA[That's how China gets its troops to stand at attention at all times.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dewalt Rapid Fire]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Dewalt_Rapid_Fire</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Dewalt_Rapid_Fire</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:27:07 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Funny videos</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Dewalt_Rapid_Fire</guid>
<description><![CDATA[It can drive a 6-D nail thru a 2 X 4 at 200 yards.This makes construction a real breeze...you can sit in your lawn chairand build a fence.Just get the wife and kids to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold beer, when they have the board in the rightplace just fire away.With the hundred round magazine, you can build a fence with a minimum ofreloading.After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun,the wife will not ask you fix or build anything else.Available for a little more is the band-aid magazine for those near misses when fence building.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The I Have To Go In A Minute Show: Bluetooth Insults]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=The_I_Have_To_Go_In_A_Minute_Show_Bluetooth_Insults</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=The_I_Have_To_Go_In_A_Minute_Show_Bluetooth_Insults</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:27:07 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Cool videos</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=The_I_Have_To_Go_In_A_Minute_Show_Bluetooth_Insults</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;It's honestly a wonder to us here at CollegeHumor how Dan is still alive.&quot;Uploaded Yesterday 73 likes.    <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Kids Review Wall-E]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Kids_Review_Wall-E</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Kids_Review_Wall-E</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:27:07 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Daily News</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Kids_Review_Wall-E</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Wall-E was great, everybody can agree. But was it a kids' movie? Did children understand the adult themes? We took kids away from their parents (by subtly changing the hands they were holding) as they left the theater to see what the youth of America think of Pixar's latest film.&quot;My favorite part is when everybody got to ride around on floating chairs and it was so cool and so much  better than regular chairs.&quot;-- Martin, Age 10&quot;I hate everything about earth! Even that little plant. I wanna live on a space ship!&quot;-- Kaylee Age 7!slice&quot;If I don't throw my trash away like mom says it means Wall-E is gonna come clean it up.&quot;-- Teyisha, Age 9&quot;I wanna plant a pizza tree!&quot;-- Yolaro, Age 10&quot;Wall E thinks earth is just as boring as I do. And I wanna go to space and have fun and drink cupcakes too!&quot;-- Yung-Tze, Age 8&quot;Big stores should be President so that we can all go on vacation and play in pools forever.&quot;-- Rohmar, Age 12&quot;I found the Chaplin-esque first act to be a vis<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man Accused Of Strolling In Thong, Fake Breasts]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Man_Accused_Of_Strolling_In_Thong_Fake_Breasts</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Man_Accused_Of_Strolling_In_Thong_Fake_Breasts</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:27:07 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Daily News</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Man_Accused_Of_Strolling_In_Thong_Fake_Breasts</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A Manchester man has been arrested after he allegedly strolled along Interstate 291 wearing nothing but a thong, fake breasts and a wig.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cougar or Not? | Liquid Generation]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Cougar_or_Not__Liquid_Generation</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Cougar_or_Not__Liquid_Generation</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:27:07 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>LiquidGeneration</dc:creator>
<category>Cool Games</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Cougar_or_Not__Liquid_Generation</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Can you tell the difference between a celebrity who's a cougar and one who's not?<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Scaring Hot Mexican Girls - Funny Videos | Sexy Videos |Tube Videos | Tube Villain]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Scaring_Hot_Mexican_Girls_-_Funny_Videos__Sexy_Videos_Tube_Videos__Tube_Villain</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Scaring_Hot_Mexican_Girls_-_Funny_Videos__Sexy_Videos_Tube_Videos__Tube_Villain</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:27:07 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>villain</dc:creator>
<category>Funny videos</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Scaring_Hot_Mexican_Girls_-_Funny_Videos__Sexy_Videos_Tube_Videos__Tube_Villain</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Spanish TV is so funny, they feature amazingly hot women and they can get away with all sorts of morbid pranks. They start off by pranking girls who walk by what looks like an empty box and then they take it to a whole new level.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Hands Free Phone]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Hands_Free_Phone</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Hands_Free_Phone</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Funny Pictures</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Hands_Free_Phone</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Why buy a hands free blue tooth ear piece when you can just attach your cell phone to your ear?<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Perfect Post It]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Perfect_Post_It</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Perfect_Post_It</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Funny videos</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Perfect_Post_It</guid>
<description><![CDATA[How a real man uses a post it sticky note.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How CDs Are Made]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=How_CDs_Are_Made</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=How_CDs_Are_Made</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Cool videos</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=How_CDs_Are_Made</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Some bad CDs are made by computer, but the higher quality stuff is still done by hand.&quot;Uploaded Friday, Jun 27 127 likes.    <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[.. Best Birthday Wishes]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=--_Best_Birthday_Wishes</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=--_Best_Birthday_Wishes</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Daily News</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=--_Best_Birthday_Wishes</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Cheryl: I can't thank you all enough for coming out to our lil' Rebecca's second birthday, especially after all the turmoil and chaos of Gary and I separating. *Tearing up* I know, I know today is a day for celebration so let's start th --  Gary enters and SLAMS the door shut behind him, sweating profusely with the musk of a man who's had a few too many after-work shots with the boys. Gary: (slurring) Where's MY little girl?Cheryl: Jesus Gary, not now! You can't just barge into my house anymore.Gary: Your house? That's funny! YOUR house? MY HOUSE saddlebags! And Becca's MY girl too so I have every right to be here for her birthday.Cheryl: Let's just try and be civil for once. Please.Gary: Is this chump in the black and white camo your new boy toy? Your new pet holding my goddamn daughter as she wears the pink outfit I bought for her! How many times did you ride him on my La-Z-Boy, Cheryl? How many times?!? Cheryl: You're drunk Gary. Seek help.Gary: Just answer <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cops: Man Dressed As Bride To Marry Boyfriend]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Cops_Man_Dressed_As_Bride_To_Marry_Boyfriend</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Cops_Man_Dressed_As_Bride_To_Marry_Boyfriend</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Daily News</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Cops_Man_Dressed_As_Bride_To_Marry_Boyfriend</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The couple walked into a Norfolk courthouse on a spring day, exchanged a few words, and within 10 minutes, were seemingly husband and wife.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pacquiao KOs Diaz in ninth round, wins fourth world title]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Pacquiao_KOs_Diaz_in_ninth_round_wins_fourth_world_title</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Pacquiao_KOs_Diaz_in_ninth_round_wins_fourth_world_title</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>filipino</dc:creator>
<category>Daily News</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Pacquiao_KOs_Diaz_in_ninth_round_wins_fourth_world_title</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Pacquiao KOs Diaz in ninth round, wins fourth world title<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Nursing Process]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Nursing_Process</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Nursing_Process</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>filipino</dc:creator>
<category>Daily News</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Nursing_Process</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Nursing Process - A framework for providing nursing care. - Systematic, rational [...]<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Best 5 Funny Football Goals of all the Time]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Best_5_Funny_Football_Goals_of_all_the_Time</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Best_5_Funny_Football_Goals_of_all_the_Time</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>filipino</dc:creator>
<category>Funny videos</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Best_5_Funny_Football_Goals_of_all_the_Time</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Best 5 Funny Football Goals of all the TimeGreat Goals!<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Nothing Dangerous]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Nothing_Dangerous</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Nothing_Dangerous</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Funny Pictures</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Nothing_Dangerous</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Caution! There is absolutely nothing dangerous in this area.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[I Am Still Waiting]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=I_Am_Still_Waiting</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=I_Am_Still_Waiting</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Funny videos</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=I_Am_Still_Waiting</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I did what you told me.  I sent the email to 10 people like you said . I am still waiting for that miracle to happen.  To all my friends who in the last year sent me best wishes, chain letters, ANGEL letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF THAT  STUFF  WORKED! From now on, could you please just send money, chocolate, movie tickets or gasoline vouchers and airline tickets instead...<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The I Have To Go In A Minute Show: Three-Card Monte]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=The_I_Have_To_Go_In_A_Minute_Show_Three-Card_Monte</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=The_I_Have_To_Go_In_A_Minute_Show_Three-Card_Monte</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Cool videos</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=The_I_Have_To_Go_In_A_Minute_Show_Three-Card_Monte</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Dan tries to swindle some cash with fast hands.&quot;Uploaded Friday, Jun 27 33 likes.    <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pop Culture CliffsNotes: June 27]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Pop_Culture_CliffsNotes_June_27</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Pop_Culture_CliffsNotes_June_27</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Daily News</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Pop_Culture_CliffsNotes_June_27</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Well, today marks the day that a digitally animated robot becomes the best actor in Hollywood.  Let's see what the rest of these no talent clowns have been up to while a cartoon successfully out-acts them.Matt Damon got hella fat!  Well, just for a part, but still.  He looks like a straight-up child molester.  Related Tangent: how weird would it be if Matt Damon went by Matthew Damon instead?  Matthew Damon and Benjamin Affleck.  Weird, right?  Just me?  Cool. (WWTDD)Speaking of Benjamin Affleck, it looks like there might be trouble in MarriageLand, USA for him and his wife, Jennifer Gardner.  I'll give you one hint why - it starts with 'their daughter' and ends with 'looks like a gremlin.'  Also, I can't help but compare this picture with this picture. (IDLYITW, WWTDD)Amy Winehouse was diagnosed with the early stages of emphysema this week, which finally, FINALLY seemed to get through to her.  Thank God.  She waited until she was in the parking lot to light up<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Nooz: Man Holds Up Store With Banana]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=The_Nooz_Man_Holds_Up_Store_With_Banana</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=The_Nooz_Man_Holds_Up_Store_With_Banana</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Daily News</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=The_Nooz_Man_Holds_Up_Store_With_Banana</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Frederick County sheriff's deputies are looking for a man who attacked a convenience store clerk with a banana.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[7 Sites Redone, If Girls Ruled the Internet Instead of Boys]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=7_Sites_Redone_If_Girls_Ruled_the_Internet_Instead_of_Boys</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=7_Sites_Redone_If_Girls_Ruled_the_Internet_Instead_of_Boys</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Daily News</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=7_Sites_Redone_If_Girls_Ruled_the_Internet_Instead_of_Boys</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Keep ReadingWritten Wednesday, Dec 31 by Jason Michaels &amp;nbsp;from University of Illinois 317 likes  <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man Dressed As Penis Disrupts Graduation]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Man_Dressed_As_Penis_Disrupts_Graduation</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Man_Dressed_As_Penis_Disrupts_Graduation</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Daily News</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Man_Dressed_As_Penis_Disrupts_Graduation</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[YouTube - Wink Bingo - Ghetto Grannies]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=YouTube_-_Wink_Bingo_-_Ghetto_Grannies</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=YouTube_-_Wink_Bingo_-_Ghetto_Grannies</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:47:49 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>willcheng</dc:creator>
<category>Funny videos</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=YouTube_-_Wink_Bingo_-_Ghetto_Grannies</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Grannies go ghetto in this viral spoof for Wink Bingo.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Inmate Leaves Toilet Paper Rose After Jail Escape]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Inmate_Leaves_Toilet_Paper_Rose_After_Jail_Escape</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Inmate_Leaves_Toilet_Paper_Rose_After_Jail_Escape</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:35:23 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Daily News</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Inmate_Leaves_Toilet_Paper_Rose_After_Jail_Escape</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Crawford County authorities say an inmate escaped the county jail and left behind a rose fashioned out of toilet paper because he felt sorry for breaking out.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Recycling]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Recycling</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Recycling</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:35:23 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Funny Pictures</category>
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<description><![CDATA[We humans are born to recycle, your practically already doing it!<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Best DUI Stop Ever]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:35:23 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Funny videos</category>
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<description><![CDATA[The is the funniest, not only the drunk guy but the officer chic is great. Very entertaining I must say.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pickup Truck Pulled off Ferry]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Pickup_Truck_Pulled_off_Ferry</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:35:23 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Funny videos</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Someone put a rope around the tow ball of a pickup truck and was pulled off as the ferry was leaving.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Animatronic Rap II: &quot;Love In This Club&quot; by Usher]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Animatronic_Rap_II_Love_In_This_Club_by_Usher</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:35:23 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Cool videos</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Animatronic_Rap_II_Love_In_This_Club_by_Usher</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;The line to get into Chuck-E-Cheese now reaches around the block.&quot;Uploaded Yesterday 102 likes.    <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ahead of His Time]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Ahead_of_His_Time</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Ahead_of_His_Time</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:35:23 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Daily News</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Ahead_of_His_Time</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Producer:  William, we must speak with each other of this new play you've written.Shakespeare: Ah, yes. My latest is the tale of a...Producer: Yes...yes, the story is fine. More than fine, William. It's just that we at The Globe take issue with some of your word choices.Shakespeare: Alas, my words are not a choice! My quill is the true scribe of this volume, I merely act as interpreter!Producer: Right...right. Yet, we can't help but notice that numerous words in this play just aren't - how shall I put this tenderly - words. You've invented them, have you not?Shakespeare: Someday, sir, these words will be as normal as a cloud in the sky or a rat in your stew!Producer: Someday, perhaps. But not now. Listen, William, it wouldn't be such a problem if these words had a discernible meaning. But &quot;lackluster&quot;, &quot;impede&quot;, &quot;tranquil&quot;? I couldn't even begin to imagine what sort of intention lies therein.Shakespeare: Sir, you're acting as a muddlelump! Simply read the words<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Hillary_Clinton-1</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:32:19 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Funny Pictures</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Hillary_Clinton-1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton couldn't satisfy her husband, she wont satisfy America!<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How To Avoid Parking Tickets]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=How_To_Avoid_Parking_Tickets</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=How_To_Avoid_Parking_Tickets</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:32:19 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Funny videos</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=How_To_Avoid_Parking_Tickets</guid>
<description><![CDATA[This woman came up with a clever way to park her vehicle anywhere and not get any parking tickets.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Coffee Table Nintendo Controller]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Coffee_Table_Nintendo_Controller</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Coffee_Table_Nintendo_Controller</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:32:19 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Funny videos</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Coffee_Table_Nintendo_Controller</guid>
<description><![CDATA[This dude builds a large nintendo controller coffee table that actually works and ends up scoring with this chick because of it.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Musical Wedding Speech]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Musical_Wedding_Speech</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Musical_Wedding_Speech</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:32:19 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Cool videos</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Musical_Wedding_Speech</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;This is the one wedding where the men weren't interested in the bridesmaids.&quot;Uploaded Yesterday 22 likes.    <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[CH Sports Weekly: Tell Us How Our Asses Taste!]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=CH_Sports_Weekly_Tell_Us_How_Our_Asses_Taste</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=CH_Sports_Weekly_Tell_Us_How_Our_Asses_Taste</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:32:19 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dadaas</dc:creator>
<category>Daily News</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=CH_Sports_Weekly_Tell_Us_How_Our_Asses_Taste</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ethan: Let's say you're John Paxson. Are you taking Rose or Beasley? Or are you going to skip the draft altogether and just brag about the shot you hit to ice the 93 Finals?Who wouldn't want this guy?! Under the legs dunks are worth 50 points, right?Amir: I was Steve Kerr before there was a Steve Kerr! Which mean's I'm selling my draft pick for cash. Lots and lots of cash.Ethan: It looks like they're going to take Rose, right?  Poor Vinny Del Negro.  He finally gets to coach, and he gets a roster that's all guards and Joakim Noahs.  Also, his name is Vinny Del Negro, which couldn't have been easy between ages 6 and 15.Amir: I guess they learned the lesson of the 1984 Blazers and just want the best player rather than the best player that fits their current roster. If Derrick Rose really is the next Chris Paul maybe the Bulls are now just two years away from losing to the Cavs in the conference finals!Ethan: Rose is definitely the best player, but I don't see Chi<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Before They Were Boobs Jobs 2 | Liquid Generation]]></title>
<link>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Before_They_Were_Boobs_Jobs_2__Liquid_Generation</link>
<comments>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Before_They_Were_Boobs_Jobs_2__Liquid_Generation</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:32:19 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>LiquidGeneration</dc:creator>
<category>Cool Games</category>
<guid>http://www.todump.com/story.php?title=Before_They_Were_Boobs_Jobs_2__Liquid_Generation</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Rumor is that a few people in Hollywood have gotten boob jobs. Go figure. Well, here are the few we could round up.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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